Description
Complimentary Word Salad. No extra charge. Included with every corporate update.
Ever leave a meeting wondering if you received project updates… or just a generous serving of AI acceleration, stakeholder alignment, synergy, operational excellence, and deliver-more-with-less energy?
This funny corporate humor t-shirt turns every confusing meeting, leadership update, all-hands presentation, and AI-first initiative into a giant bowl of Word Salad. Packed with recognizable workplace buzzwords and business jargon, this shirt is perfect for anyone who has survived endless meetings and mysteriously left with more “increased ownership.” Nobody asked for the salad. But everybody keeps receiving it.
Perfect for:
- Software engineers
- Product managers
- Designers
- Data analysts
- Project managers
- Tech workers
- Engineering managers
- Senior leadership team
- Office coworkers
- Startup survivors
- Remote workers
- Anyone who has experienced “cross-functional alignment”
Makes a great gift for people who love:
- workplace humor
- software engineering jokes
- corporate memes
- tech culture humor
- startup life
- AI jokes
- office comedy
- funny business buzzwords
Printed on a classic Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton tee, offering a relaxed everyday fit that works for office casual days, coffee runs, conferences, team events, remote work calls, hackathons, and passive-aggressive lunch meetings.
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium 180 g/m² weight for year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for a stable, long-lasting fit
- Ribbed knit collar and classic crew neckline to retain shape
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Size Table
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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